i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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