he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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