That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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