it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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