What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
A+ Viking dick
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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