I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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