We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
