Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
