Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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