I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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