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(848): View more from New Jersey

life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.

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(708): View more from Illinois

hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today

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(940): View more from Texas

You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....

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(303): View more from Colorado

shit... I double booked my fuck buddies

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