What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Randomize
