We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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