I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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