I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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