I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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