And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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