so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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