I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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