after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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