All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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