He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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