I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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