I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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