Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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