Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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