Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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