You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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