yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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