I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.