you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.