dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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