I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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