HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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