Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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