my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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