i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
youre lurking in front of me
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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