And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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