Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just high enough for therapy.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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