My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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