Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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