Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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