Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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