I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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