I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize
