We're facebook friends in real life
Your mouth is God's brothel.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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