very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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