Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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