I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There r osticjed everywhere
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
