RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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