no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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