what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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